Child's First Computer Gifts

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Modern Childhood

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Googoo

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."