Little Computer Whizzes Gifts

'My list is on the CD.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.