Tech-connected Child Pillows

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Soccer kids texting

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"