Digitally Connected Kid Pillows

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

The modern generation!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Smartphone Sonogram

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"