Digital-age Kid Pillows

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Newborns on cell phones

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

At the modern antenatal class.

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Goodnight - I'll text you a bedtime story."

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them