Digital-age Kid Pillows

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Modern Childhood

Newborns on cell phones

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It must be still charging."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Goodnight - I'll text you a bedtime story."