Digital Age Parents Pillows

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

Social networks and children

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Newborns on cell phones

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

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"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

At the modern antenatal class.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

We ARE playing catch.

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'