Digital Age Parents Gifts

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

Social networks and children

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Newborns on cell phones

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

At the modern antenatal class.

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

Think of it as instant messaging.