Digital-first Parent Gifts

'Have you chosen a username for it yet?'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Today's Mothers Day!

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

At the modern antenatal class.

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Read the baby page instead."

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."