Digital-first Parent Mugs

'Have you chosen a username for it yet?'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

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Today's Mothers Day!

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Modern Baby Mobiles

At the modern antenatal class.

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Read the baby page instead."

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.