Parenting In The Digital Age Mugs

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

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'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Stroller Cellphone

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

At the modern antenatal class.

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Read the baby page instead."

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'