Parenthood In The Digital Age Mugs

Stroller Cellphone

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Baby Screen Time

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

Growth Charts

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"We have the exact same taste."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Young Gums

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."