Digital Parenting Enthusiasts Mugs

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'The child is very illogical'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Today's Mothers Day!

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

At the modern antenatal class.

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."