Parenting In The Digital Age Pillows

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

At the modern antenatal class.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

Stroller Cellphone

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Read the baby page instead."

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

Think of it as instant messaging.