Digital Parenting Pillows

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'The facts of life? Sure -- just type in this URL.'

'My mom doesn't have eyes in the back of her head...she has an 8-megapixel camera.'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"Alexa, read Tommy a bed time story."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Today's Mothers Day!

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

At the modern antenatal class.

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

Stroller Cellphone

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

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'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."