Digital Parenting Pillows

'The facts of life? Sure -- just type in this URL.'

'My mom doesn't have eyes in the back of her head...she has an 8-megapixel camera.'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"Alexa, read Tommy a bed time story."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Today's Mothers Day!

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

At the modern antenatal class.

Stroller Cellphone

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'