Digital Age Parent Pillows

'You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I downloaded it all from the internet.'

"Dad, can I borrow your password tonight?"

Think of it as instant messaging.

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'You were the one who said go and play outside.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

"No, I don't want to start a thread on your personal webpage. I want to talk about this now!"

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Newborns on cell phones

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

At the modern antenatal class.

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'