Digital Age Babies Pillows

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Newborns on cell phones

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

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"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

'It works better than the pacifier.'

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'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

Think of it as instant messaging.

"Dad, can I borrow your password tonight?"

'Okay, I'm walking now. I need a mobile device.'

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

New born child.