Digital Age Babies Pillows

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

Newborns on cell phones

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

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'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

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'It works better than the pacifier.'

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

Think of it as instant messaging.

"Dad, can I borrow your password tonight?"

'Okay, I'm walking now. I need a mobile device.'

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

"Actually I was going to sell it on he internet"

New born child.