Digital Age Mama Pillows

1001 Baby UserIDs

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Life after death

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Silver Surfer.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Statue of liberty selfie

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Today's Mothers Day!

Newborns on cell phones

"Hey Google, describe the view."

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Modern Baby Mobiles

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'