Digital Age Darling Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Life after death

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Silver Surfer.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Newborns on cell phones

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"Buy my data $20"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Ladies who lunch.

His Master's Data.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

The Croucho Club

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

Progress