Digital Age Daughter Pillows

Newborns on cell phones

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Today's Mothers Day!

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Ascent of Digital Man

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

Mobile connections

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

The Modern Apple

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'