Digital Coming-of-age Pillows

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Newborns on cell phones

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Error: Out of memory.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Progress

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

Ascent of Digital Man

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."