Digital Coming-of-age Mugs

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Online form - Submit.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Statue of liberty selfie

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

Newborns on cell phones

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Error: Out of memory.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

Modern Baby Mobiles

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Progress

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Ascent of Digital Man

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

'Twitter Tweet'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."