Digital Age Daughter Mugs

Newborns on cell phones

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Statue of liberty selfie

Today's Mothers Day!

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Ascent of Digital Man

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

The Modern Apple

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'