Digital Age Child Mugs

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Statue of liberty selfie

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Newborns on cell phones

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

Modern Baby Mobiles

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Ascent of Digital Man

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

The Modern Apple

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

Mobile connections

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.