Digital Age Child Gifts

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Buy my data $20"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Newborns on cell phones

His Master's Data.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Ascent of Digital Man

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

Mobile connections

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

The Modern Apple

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."