Digitally Curious Kid Pillows

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Text Culture

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Child hooking into a television

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Social Networking.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.