Kids Curious About Technology Pillows

'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Soccer kids texting

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Baby Potty Training Robot

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"It must be still charging."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.