Digital Childhood Enthusiast Pillows

"I won't always be around to watch over you, but they'll be plenty of surveillance cameras."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Buy my data $20"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"