Digital Childhood Enthusiast Pillows

"I won't always be around to watch over you, but they'll be plenty of surveillance cameras."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Statue of liberty selfie

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Buy my data $20"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."