Digital Playground Enthusiast Pillows

'Can Jimmy come out and hack?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Hi-yah!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"First snowman?"

Man doing a search on a computer

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Second lifeReal life.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.