Internet Savvy Child Pillows

Santa tweet

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

The Digital Family

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"