Cyber Savvy Kiddos Pillows

'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Smartphone Sonogram

Soccer kids texting

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

The modern generation!

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Modern Childhood