Cyber Savvy Kiddos Gifts

'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

The modern generation!

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Soccer kids texting

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Smartphone Sonogram

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Baby cries into a cellphone.