Tech-savvy Kiddo Pillows

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'New game'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Couldn't Pinocchio get a phone signal after he was swallowed by the whale?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Digital Family

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."