Tech-savvy Kiddo Pillows

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

'New game'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Couldn't Pinocchio get a phone signal after he was swallowed by the whale?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Digital Family

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

i-teddy

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'