Connected Kids Pillows

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

Text Culture

City Marathon.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Online Dating

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"My computer just texted me."

Technological Dependence.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Mobile Phones

"OMG! I just got born!"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"A quiet, romantic table for two – not that it’ll do any good."

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

'Without my laptop, my cell phone, my beeper and my Blackberry, I wouldn't have time for a life.'

'It works better than the pacifier.'

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).

Getting teenagers attention.

"You want an I-pad, I-phone and an I-pod. It's all about you, isn't it?"

"I'm certain my side isn't a WiFi hotspot."

Santa tweet

'Did you Google me before I was born to see if I was going to be a boy or a girl?'

"Someone went through my car!"

"What's the password to access dad?"

The wrist bon's connected to the hand bone, the hand bone's connected to the finger bone, and the finger bone's connected to the cell phone.