Connected Canine Pillows

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Text Culture

Online Dating

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Who can we call?"

"My computer just texted me."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Mobile Phones

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"A quiet, romantic table for two – not that it’ll do any good."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Mobile

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

I love 'getting away from it all,' and connected with my laptop, phone and Blackberry, it won't get away from me!

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

'We'd like a little boy for our dog.'

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

Everyone else has one. What's wrong, don't you feel self-important enough?

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).

"Do you have to take your mobile everywhere"

Empathy

The worry free life of dogs and the depression of man.

Five minutes after you leave the house: "What if they never come back?!"

"They need to get help for their separation anxiety."