Tech-connected Child T-Shirts

The wrist bon's connected to the hand bone, the hand bone's connected to the finger bone, and the finger bone's connected to the cell phone.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

The Digital Family

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Soccer kids texting

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"