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"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

WiFi Signals

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Ready for a run!

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"I thought the 'Internet of Things' was about fridges and toasters!"

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"