Internet Of Things Pillows

"Apparently our smart house decided it didn't need us anymore."

"I wonder if this thing can read my mind..."

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Cloud cooking

"I thought the 'Internet of Things' was about fridges and toasters!"

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

"I'm just waiting for my phone to charge so that I can use the app to switch the toaster on."

"I have so many smart appliances talking to each other the wifi has become a party line."

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

e-shoes

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

I.T. Fear

Obsession with the Internet.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer monitor for a head.

Big Data Tonight

Hardware and software

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'