Iot Devices Gifts

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"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

WiFi Signals

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"You've got computer-breath."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I am the world's first smart tree."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Ready for a run!

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Chasebook for Dogs

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"