Iot Gifts

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Hey, Google, tell Siri to ask Alexa to turn off the lights."

"Just need to check on my smart kitchen appliances - they tend to throw dinner parties when I'm not there."

E-mail

"I told you to get more milk . . . idiot."

"I am the world's first smart tree."

"Nobody told me the 'cutting edge' would be quite like THIS!"

"That's my smart clock. That's my smart fan. That's my smart lamp.. ."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"You may want to check on your smart mower. It's a little off course!"

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"My email is down... talk to me."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Lynching on social media

"Welcome to the future"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Robot Parts $5

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"