Telephone Calls Pillows

"This call may be recorded for sentimental reasons."

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'The King of what?'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

A senior moment.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

...the onion rings

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'Welcome to the rat race.'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

Call centre musicians

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."