"Fruit salad? Count me in!"
Telephone Chat Pillows
Add a cozy touch for those who love relaxing and chatting with pillows that feature playful telephone-themed designs. Perfect for a lounge or cozy corner.
'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'
'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'
"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."
'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '
"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."
Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.
Time management office worker
A senior moment.
'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'
'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'
'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'
"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."
Hot Line
"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"
'Are you in here tonight?'
'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'
". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."
'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'
'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."
"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."
"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"
"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."
Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...
"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."
New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer
'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'
'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'
"This is the wine talking."
Telephone Chat Pillows Collection
Telephone Chat Mugs
Browse our selection of mugs featuring telephone chat-themed designs. Ideal for coffee lovers who enjoy their chats over a warm drink.
Telephone Chat Prints
Find art prints that capture the fun and personality of telephone conversations. Perfect for decorating a conversation corner or office.
Telephone Chat T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty and fun t-shirts inspired by the joy of long phone conversations. Perfect casual wear for chat enthusiasts.