Phone Chatting Pillows

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

Black belt in gossiping.

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Silver Surfer.

Working from home to-do list.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

A senior moment.

Catroom.

Time management office worker

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

You looked different during our video chat.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

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