Phone Chatter Pillows

"This is the wine talking."

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'I thought we alread got this month's phone bill.' 'We did - this is volume 2.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

"Well, I've got rather a lot on at the moment."

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'I gotta go, my rides here.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

'Why is she telling you if you know?'

"WOW! If your ears aren't burning they jolly well ought to be!"

"It's a good line Darling: No need to squawk so loudly..."

"Hi! I'm on the scales."

'Hmmm.... who shall I phone is likely to be more fed up than I am. . . so I'll feel chirpy?'

Psychic Hotline: Don't call us - we'll call you!!

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Charlotte is on the phone constantly...but, I don't mind...anything that cuts into her shopping time can't be all bad.'

'I'm Judy and I'll be your pain in the neck...'

'Yes I know I'm a wrong number, but give me a chance, I might be the one...'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Airport has an abuse phone next to a courtesy phone.

'I'm on my break, Sam.. I'll call you when I start work.'

'Are you in here tonight?'

Chatting on a phone whilst sledging.

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

Fisherman on cell: 'You caught anything? I'm just calling to touch bass.'

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

'Who do we know in India?'

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

"I didn't have lunch today. I chased pigeons in the Park."

"Not at all. We're just breeding contempt."