Mobile Phone Chatter Pillows

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"

'I'm off the trains.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Flotation Device on the Phone

"I told you never to call me here."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Are you in here tonight?'

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

Hot Line

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Hello? Sylvia? Oh, hey, girl... Can I call you right back? I was just puttin' my curlers in.

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

"This is the wine talking."

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

'Take two asprin and call my wife in the morning.'

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."