Phone Call Chatters Pillows

Labor-Saving Devices

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"I told you never to call me here."

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

'Are you in here tonight?'

Hot Line

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Hello? Sylvia? Oh, hey, girl... Can I call you right back? I was just puttin' my curlers in.

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

"This is the wine talking."

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'Take two asprin and call my wife in the morning.'

'I'm in the bog!'