Coffee And Call Lines T-Shirts

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

Turkey Hotline

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Tea and Coffee

Regular $3, with commercials $2

'So then I thought... why not buy big magnets?'

"I got you a mug for your birthday... his name's George."

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Boy, that was a deep talk about the weather.'

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

'I mean, the place went silent when I ordered decaf.'

'Not for me, thanks - I try not to eat between males.'