Coffee And Call Lines Prints

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

"A meeting? You bet I would!"

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Turkey Hotline

Tea and Coffee

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

It's always nice to get together with other cartoon animals and compare notes

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today, everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grader means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanted to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Regular $3, with commercials $2

'So then I thought... why not buy big magnets?'

I'd like a turkeyburger combo please. Ok. What drink would you like? You don't have to yell. I'm sorry, I didn't realize I did. Are you calling me a liar? No sir, I'm not. Not at all. So you're saying I'm stupid, then? So stupid I can't tell the difference between regular talking and yelling? Ok, then. I'll have a diet coke with my combo. That's be $14.95. Are you trying to say I can't afford it?! Let me talk to you manager. I AM the manager. What's that supposed to mean?

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

"I got you a mug for your birthday... his name's George."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

'Boy, that was a deep talk about the weather.'

'Harvey? Junior had another accident - you should see his egg now!'

"I've been trying to remember all morning, lieutenant. Who did kill Cock Robin?"