Lines Gifts

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you come here often?'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Soap Opera

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Yellow Pencil

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Stand in the Q.

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Hi, I'm an archaeologist. So your life is in ruins."

"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

Sorry out of numbers.

"Does it work?"

Bone shaped biscuits - rejects go in a coffin.

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter