Plotlines Gifts

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

Soap Opera

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Andre Gide.

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"Better than Chekhov"

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

Writer’s Corner

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

Ian McEwan

"Don't write it!"

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Writer's Block.

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

'Just time to dash out a short masterpiece...'

"This term 'deadline'; is there an actual line involved?"

"Mona has 'Second Novel Paralysis...'"

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Love me some Earth!"

Aspiring author at the publishing house