Line Maker T-Shirts

Yellow Pencil

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

"FISH ON"

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Line Manager

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out.

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"

Menace.

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

"It's NOT discrimination, Derek - it's just 'health and safety...'"

Defensive Lineman

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

Patience Tested While You Wait.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

'I hate my line manager!'

"Have some employees step in to wish me a Merry Christmas."

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

The Evolution of fish

Geoff enjoyed being a line manager.

"No need to push...most of it will be in the staff newsletter!"

"This is how your line management works out!"

"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"

And this is Igor from HR, you'll be reporting to him. Colin began to suspect that he'd accepted the wrong job....

'We've got got 13 line managers and 35 account executives.'

"Hmm, that's some splinter, Smith...I suppose you should take the afternoon off..."